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Nineteen. Taken. Dragons;cats;tea;phases of the moon. ♡

bishopmyles:

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

LOL!

darogadaae:

BANANA GUARDSSSSSSSS

darogadaae:

BANANA GUARDSSSSSSSS

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

10knotes:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

Anonymous said: Quxxn was a youtuber that played video games such as sims and other game. She was sick and she died last year. Her sister took over her channel

That’s so sad :( what was she sick with?

"Is there a problem with my burger?"